littlecatlady
blazikendall:

My brother and I begged my mom to buy us one when were little bc they were horribly overpriced of course and she finally gave in..he got jolteon and I got mew and we spent hours trying to chew the toy out of the ball and it turns out that the little fuckers are actually tiny and the ball just magnifies them to look big and my mom walked in and saw the chewed up mess and spanked us

blazikendall:

My brother and I begged my mom to buy us one when were little bc they were horribly overpriced of course and she finally gave in..he got jolteon and I got mew and we spent hours trying to chew the toy out of the ball and it turns out that the little fuckers are actually tiny and the ball just magnifies them to look big and my mom walked in and saw the chewed up mess and spanked us

heyimrightbackatitagain

driving-in-the-sampala:

penceyprepofficial:

when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder

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