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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

bunnyfood:

(Via memewhore)
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plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

thewomanfromitaly:

the-leader-in-red:

johncougar:

weirdvvolf:

papauera:

lofticri3s:

image

This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.

favorite things about this

  • literally all the brass starts to get the hang of it and then the crescendos happen and everyone is like FUCK FUCK FUCK??? FUCK. JUST. BLOW RLY HARD.
  • the strings are lazy but also the same. like u can tell a lot of the ppl w/ the stringed instruments may already basically know how to play stringed instruments. like there’s definitely a section at the beginning where you hear a good portion going “oh yeah this is like. a smaller/bigger version of what i do.”
  • all you hear of any woodwinds is just “pffffttt??? pFFFTTTT???? PFFFFFTTTT I SAID PFFFFTTTT!!!!!” bc woodwinds are fucking HARD and you hear after like the first crescendo half of them just give up. they give up. they’re done. fuck this it tastes weird and my lips hurt.
  • that trumpet. that person is fucking TRYING man they fucking GOT this. they may not have figured out notes but they figured out LOUD and they GOT this.

I JUST DIED

I SEARCHED THIS POST FOR AGES OH MY GOD

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

littlecatlady:

hemingwaysforeskin:

I just thrifted the coolest t shirt @scabbiedoyle

I NEED TO KNOW THE BACKSTORY OF THIS SHIRT
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littlecatlady:

hemingwaysforeskin:

I just thrifted the coolest t shirt @scabbiedoyle

I NEED TO KNOW THE BACKSTORY OF THIS SHIRT

gwch:

bookoisseur:

abstractgraphdesigns:

It’s time for something magical… The Harry Potter Spells Scarf - In Mint/ Green and Neon Pink/BlackAll of the named spells in the Harry Potter Universe handwritten and yours for the taking.

buy one.

I know people who would be interested in these.

falloutboy:

we only plugged in to save rock and roll 🙌
thanks for voting us alt press’ artist of the year
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falloutboy:

we only plugged in to save rock and roll 🙌

thanks for voting us alt press’ artist of the year

mdpny:

crossing
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mdpny:

crossing

info

Go for it

ask